8 things you thought were crazy before you had kids
1. Sniffing nappies.
Now you catch yourself in the mirror as you do it, and nothing seems weird.
2. Picking noses.
It just has to be done.
3. Carrying a mini supermarket around with you.
Nothing is worse than being stuck somewhere with hungry kids. Nothing.
4. Paying a lot of attention to poop….
…A lot. And the amount of times they go.
5. Bodily fluids on your hands and face.
Totally not a big deal anymore.
6. Speaking in baby talk or making animal noises quite frequently.
This is normal now and we’re not ashamed!
7. Never leaving the house without wipes.
We don’t even want to imagine it….the stickiness!
8. Caring an inordinate amount about kids toys and their whereabouts.
Because we’re really not quite up for World War 3 to commence if we lost them!
maternity & infant
Originally posted 2015-08-19 10:33:13.