Top 10 weirdest celebrity baby names

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For years Celebrity parents have been picking the most unusual and outrageous names for their offspring.

These names have entertained us and downright confused us.

But what are the top 10 weirdest celebrity baby names?

The top ten
And does he fear kryptonite too?

Nicholas Cage has entertained us for years on the big screen, but did you know he was a huge Superman fan? He even went as far as calling his son Kal-el, because that was Superman’s birth name. We think he should have went for Clark Kent.

Because he’s the future?

Singer Ciara and her now ex-fiance, rapper Future (aka Nayvadius Cash) named their son Future Zahir. Yes, it’s a “family name,” as Future picked the moniker for his stage name, but that doesn’t make it any less out there.

1, 2, 3, 4…

This is one is a mouthful …. Uma Thurman named her youngest daughter ‘Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence’. Even a royal baby, like Prince George, received only three names. Reportedly, Uma calls her baby Luna, and we understand why she would shorten it.

Argh…I’m a bear

Kate Winslet had a son and she named him Bear Blaze… we don’t quite understand this one ourselves.

Hopefully, he’ll become his namesake

Actor Jason Lee named his son Pilot Inspektor. No, we’re not joking.  Allegedly Jason picked this name not because he wants his kid to become a pilot (or an inspector), he based it on a song called “He’s Simple, He’s Dumb, He’s the Pilot.” Not exactly inspirational is it?

No Adrian, then?

Sage Moonblood and Seargeoh. When you hear the names of this pair, you can’t help but get stuck on Sage Moonblood. What does that even mean? But look past it, and see Seargeoh … then picture dad Sylvester Stallone pronouncing it. It just fits.

Something in the music

Bono named his daughter Memphis Eve … and there must be something in the water that U2 are drinking, because long before Mr. and Mrs. Carter thought it up, The Edge named his little girl Blue Angel.

Fit for royalty

Jermajesty. Jerm-Jerma …. no, no, no. This name is pronounced like Her Majesty, but with a J at the start of it. That one comes from dad Jermaine Jackson, who named his son this regal name.

Flower power

TV Chef Jamie Oliver enthralls us with his cooking skills as well as his children’s names, Petal Blossom Rainbow, Daisy Boo Pamela, Poppy Honey Rosie and son Buddy Bear Maurice.

Jungle book fan

Ashlee Simpson gave her son an entirely original name when she decided to name him Bronx Mowgli. Maybe she is a big fan of the Jungle Book?

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